#this in a party of companions that talks like hr is in the room with seemingly multiple scenes of them all

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(more veilguard negativity sorryyyyyy)

literally cannot stop thinking about the skill up review veilguard clips i am haunted. like. how in the world did they write rook talking to the companions like they are toddlers when they’re having a problem. if you haven’t seen it and think i’m exaggerating i can assure you it’s worse than you think. worse than your usual therapy-speak, genuinely just how you would talk to a toddler. it’s insane. why. HOW. ???????????

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End of Act 1 DA:V Companion Rankings

Lucanis: Could have been a DA2 companion (highest possible praise). Also the only person who companion quest arc villain has been mentioned in literally any other context.

Davrim: Would have been higher if they'd actually pulled the trigger on having him do a heroic sacrifice at the end of act one and left you raising his orphaned gryphon kitten. Has God of War remake levels of 'so the writer's a new dad huh' energy.

Neve: Wish she was 60% less Sherlock Holmes and 300% more anti-slavery terrorist/vigilante (or at least, like, a proper cynical noir detective), but leaving aside my dreams for the character that actually exists she's fine. Awkwardly made a Rook (shadow dragon mage evoker) who renders her entirely redundant to literally ever have in the party. Mature professional whose big baggage ('cares deeply about her hometown, which has suffered two dragon attacks in the last month') refreshingly practical and possessed of perspective compared to everyone else. [This marks the point where companion's personal arcs and baggage stops feeling particularly connected to the larger story whatsoever]

Emmerich: Charming old dude, voice acting and writing actually manages to make his requisite on-boarding/orientation-trauma-dump feel pretty graceful and natural. I just talked to him and have already forgotten what his personal plotline is about beyond 'ghosts?'

Harding: Entirely different character than in Inquisition, deeply cringey whenever she starts gushing about her years in the inquisition while also remaining maximally vague because everything that happened in previous games is Schrodinger's Canon. Her personal arc is just a detour to dorfville but I'm tentatively interested in it.

Bellara: Would use the word 'adulting' in earnest.

Tash: The line about everyone in the game sounding like HR's in the room isn't really right, but whenever it's a Tash conversation it sure does suddenly feel like I'm watching a children's cartoon.

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day 20: only one bed

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This all sounded way less ridiculous on paper.

Or, like, in an email.

When they were planning the room arrangements for this company trip, you'd thought it was no big deal to volunteer be placed in a mixed-gender room. There just wasn't the budget to put everyone separately, and not enough pre-planned pairs to make it work without mixing different branches together. It seemed like a simple courtesy to say that you'd be okay with someone from a different branch, and a different gender, if it came to all that.

But once you saw the final lineup, you knew you'd be in for it.

Not that you got a bad roommate, or anything. You've actually met him a few times before, and he's a cool guy. Very gentle, polite.

He's just also extremely hot.

You've never really registered exactly how hot, before. Over the three or four other conferences like this one, you've always been glued to your work bestie. But she transferred departments, and now here you are.

Here, at the open bar that the company set up in the hotel lounge, watching him chat with a group of people.

His suit jacket is long gone, his shirt unbuttoned by a few more inches than it was when he arrived this afternoon, showing a deep v of tanned, firm chest. His bleaches hair is starting to come out of its neatly-gelled part, strands falling into his face elegantly.

One of the women from the newest branch is wearing a little sash...it's her birthday, you assume, squinting over the rim of your glass at her. And it looks like he's in the process of buying her a drink for it.

If it was anyone else, you'd figure that they were trying to make a move, but Matthew Kim is just that nice. A little bit of a player, if memory serves, with the smooth talking and earnest extroversion, but a very sweet guy overall.

You lose track of your very hot roommate after a while.

Your boss finds you, and makes you participate in a very long toast to the success of the conference, and after that, Matthew is long gone.

It's not that birthday girl, because she's still here with her coworkers, but you assume (based on nothing, admittedly, nothing but looks) that maybe he's hunting somewhere else. He seems like he's the party type, anyway. Maybe he's going somewhere else for a second round. Who knows.

Conferences are supposed to be "fun," but you all do still have meetings in the morning. You've had about all the fun you're going to have, tonight.

You bid your coworkers a good night, and you retreat to your room.

You just want to get through this trip without anything embarrassing happening.

So, of course, you run into your very hot roommate at the elevator.

He's standing there, waiting, button already pressed, when you walk up, and he looks nothing but happy to see you.

"Oh, hey," he grins. "Goin' up?"

"I'm done for the night," you agree.

"Feel that. I wanna take a shower and crash."

You'd neglected to process, until this moment, that the two of you are sharing a shower, too.

"Yeah, I'm exhausted," you find yourself saying, anyway.

The elevator arrives with a ding, and the two of you are quiet on the ride up. Both playing with your phones, and while your calm is completely forced, his seems natural.

You go to the room in companionable silence.

But once the door is unlocked, and the two of you go in, there is one glaring problem.

"That don't look like two doubles," Matthew says.

He's right. The room that you'd been promised, a double room with two beds, instead has one luxurious queen. Your privacy and his, assured by the HR people arranging this trip, are all but gone.

The only thing your traitorous brain can think, though, is that this situation isn't half bad.

"I'll call the front desk and see wassup," Matthew says, going for the room phone.

He puts the call on speaker.

"I'm so sorry, but we're fully booked. Unless you're able to switch with other members of your booking party, there's really nothing we can offer aside from compensation after the stay..."

The concierge sounds properly apologetic in corporate, and you can't blame them for this. It is what it is.

"That's gonna be more trouble, isn't it?" Matthew asks you.

"Yeah."

"Then we'll jus' figure it out," he decides.

Figure it out.

Okay.

Figuring it out turns out to mean Matthew taking a shower, and then you taking a shower, and then both of you standing on your respective sides of the bed. The energy is indescribable.

"You sure this is okay?" he asks.

You wonder what kind of face you're making, that makes him think he has to ask that.

"As long as you're okay, too," you say.

"Can I just..."

You nod, and he peels back the duvet and makes himself comfortable. There's something kind of intimate about joining him under the covers right away, so as casually as you can, you lay on top, instead.

He doesn't comment on it. Gracefully, he just rolls over to one side and gets back on his phone until you get comfortable.

And after you've wriggled yourself into a comfy spot, he asks you, "Did you have a good time?"

"Tonight?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah, it was nice," you say. "Did you do birthday shots with what's-her-name from Chula Vista branch?"

Matthew laughs. "Just like...one."

You're not jealous, you're really not, but there's a very particular feeling under your skin that you can't shake.

"Nice."

"You coulda joined it."

You shrug. "Don't know her. It'd be weird."

"Nah."

You venture out on a limb. "I'm assuming there's no partner in the mix who's gonna get mad about you, like, buying birthday shots? And sleeping here?"

"No girlfriend," he affirms.

"A hunk like you?"

He laughs again.

The two of you aren't looking at each other, which is good, because you're audaciously embarrassed that that horrible sentence came out of your mouth. Either sentence, honestly. What business of yours is it, if he has a partner?

"Not much time," he says.

"Could have tried to bag that birthday girl," you joke.

"I think she's married," he muses. "Wouldn't be cool."

"Yeah, true."

Matthew turns to peer over his shoulder at you. "How 'bout you?"

"I'm not married," you say.

"I figured. But like...nobody back home?"

You've still been staring at your phone, until now. You glance at him.

"No."

You guys have eaten meals together maybe three times. You've gotten drunk together at least that many times. Your total time in his company is definitely less than one calendar day.

You've shared a bed, now, for about four minutes.

So the path from that to tugging Matthew on top of you and kissing him senseless is a little foggy.

He lets you, though. He laughs, a little, and he rolls easily into you, pulling the covers with him. They form a frustrating little barrier between the two of you, but that doesn't matter yet. You've got your arms around his neck, his hand planted in the mattress beside your shoulder, holding himself up as he curls around you and meets you inch for inch.

"S'goin' on?" he asks, sly.

Honesty is the best policy, you decide. "Anyone ever tell you you're super hot?"

"Maybe once or twice."

His words are cocky, but his smile is small and pleased, the genuine and slightly bashful expression of a guy who isn't used to being complimented like that.

"You should hear it more often, holy shit," you say.

He laughs again, louder.

"Would it be out of pocket to say that I'm curious what's under those lil pajamas?" he asks you.

You'd packed some demure and cozy sleepwear for this trip, normal t-shirt and long pajama pants. It seemed practical at the time, but now all you can think about is the sheer number of square inches of skin that are being cut off from touching Matthew, in his muscle tee and basketball shorts.

"You can be curious," you say. "Just depends if you're gonna do something about it."

"Ooh. You're kinda fun."

"I try."

You go for the hem of your own shirt, before he can. But he catches your wrist gently.

"Can I?"

"Of course. But you gotta make it fair," you tell him.

He strips off his own shirt before going for yours, and you're so transfixed by the sudden sight of his shredded torso - abs, pecs, lats, other things that you don't know the name of, scattered tattoos in thick ink - that you barely blink as he gets the garment off and flings it away to the room at large.

Your bottoms, and his, are lost just as quickly.

"I bet," Matthew says suddenly, halfway down your torso to do a little exploring below the waist. "Yo, I bet that the hotel staff did this on purpose."

"Did what?"

He smacks the mattress with one hand. "The bed."

You snort. "We were set up. Damn."

"Worked out kinda good for us, though."

"I'd say so."

Matthew continues his descent, telling you very seriously, "I hope these walls are kinda soundproof."

Oh, jeez. He's implying- "Why?"

"Cuz I think my boss is in the next room, and I really don't wanna have to explain this tomorrow."

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Going to the university you knew that your future was already planned. You’re going to work with your cousin at the company that he had established with his friend. You didn’t really like your cousin Jeff neither his friend Mutt, as you considered them as arseholes. But you didn’t have a choice. And so you graduated and began to work with them, as it had been planned by your parents.

You were sure that you would hate the job, but you changed your mind as soon as you arrived there. Or rather when you met her.

“Wilhemina Venable” she introduced herself

And suddenly all the confidence, that was running in your family, was gone. The woman dressed in purple from head to toe made you speechless. The only thing you were able to do was admiring her beauty and dignity in silence.

“It’s rude to stare, Miss” she said offended

You wanted to say something. Anything. Though you remained silent, as yo u weren’t able to form any coherent sentence.

“I can see that courtesy is an unfamiliar thing in your family” she stated swinging round using her cane for support

“I-I…” you were trying your best to form some apologies, but it felt as if your brain was unable to work

“Yes?” she faced you once again

“I’m Y/N” you offered her your hand “I’m…” you rubbed the back of your neck nervously “I’m so sorry. I… normally I don’t act like this”

“There is no need to excuse yourself, Miss Y/N. Let’s just end this unfortunate conversation already”  

You weren’t sure what exactly it was, but it felt as if she had put a spell on you – simply by speaking and being close to you. You were so stunned by her presence that gathering any thoughts was impossible. Since that very moment you wanted nothing more, but to be around her. She didn’t need to talk to you or be nice to you. Her looking at you while passing by your office or just breathing in your direction was enough to make you feel butterflies in your stomach.

You were entranced by every little thing about the woman. Her red hair, lavender suit, the cane, the way she moved or how she was treating other people. She wasn’t particularly nice to them, actually she was insulting them for most of the time, but it only made her more attractive to you.

You had always been an observant and bright person. Somehow you could manage to find the right words in every situation, but not with her.

Every attempt of showing her your interest failed miserably, because that was how Venable was affecting you. You stuttered every time you tried to speak and couldn’t form any logical sentence, especially when she smirked, which was almost all the time when she was around you.

She couldn’t help it, you thought to yourself, as you made yourself come off as a clown or a monkey that desperately seeks attention.

You were sick for any kind of interaction with her. She was just so exceptional, so different to all the women you had met. She was one in million and that intrigued you. However, no matter how bad you tried it always ended the same – with you trying to be funny, but coming up with something so stupid that, when you finally process it, you began to pity yourself.

You hadn’t planned it and you definitely didn’t want it. But there you were. Having the red head on your mind constantly. You were so done with it that once, during the lunch break, when Wilhemina spoke up you snapped. You managed to form one coherent sentence – in which you told her that she makes you wanna cry. It wasn’t what you mean. It didn’t come out properly, but you freaked out too much to explain it, so simply you came back to your office leaving the HR dumbfounded.

After that you got to the conclusion that you’re not able to function like a fully-developed human being in front of Wilhemina. So as not to make things even worse you decided it would be better to get out of her way, and consequently you began avoiding her.

You focused on your work and stopped leaving your office almost completely. And soon the only companion that you had was the computer in front of you.

Your strange behaviour didn’t go unnoticed, by Jeff and Mutt. They weren’t as stupid as you thought and worked out, what seemed for them to be, a perfect plan.

You were furious when you found out that they hacked all your devices. The row you started was beyond anything that ever happened in the company. Not only were you shouting so loud that everyone, including Venable, could here you, but also you broke a few things. Little did you know that it all was a part of their plan.

They had been working with Wilhemina long enough to know how to draw her attention. You shouting and throwing things at them definitely was that thing. She immediately stopped, as she was passing by their office, simply to admire you. And that was probably the moment, when she realised that she may like you.

She didn’t admit it, of course, but when Jeff and Mutt asked her to come to the birthday party they were organizing for you, she agreed without hesitation.

You weren’t the one to celebrate birthday, but they made you. Your cousin and his friend threw the biggest party ever just for you. You had to admit it was a real fun and you did enjoy it.

You were dancing for almost the whole evening and you could swear that Venable was staring at you. Although you didn’t dare to try talking to her.

She was the woman of your dreams, but nobody besides you and your best friend knew it. Your friend was the only person with whom you shared all the thoughts you had. Your messages were, literally, the only evidence for you having feeling for the other woman. But how could you know that anybody, but your friend would read them. You definitely didn’t expect Jeff and Mutt to did. And Venable? If you had any idea at all you would never even dared to refer to her as ‘Wilhemina fuck me Venable’ or any other of this sort.

“Where are you taking me?” you asked as Jeff and Mutt were leading you somewhere you could see, as you’re blindfolded

“You will see” Mutt said

“But you’ll be satisfied with your present, I can assure you”

“What is it? And where am I?” you asked when you stopped

“We’re at your destination, sunshine” Jeff said

“It’s 20 minutes in heaven. Just for you” Mutt whispered

“You don’t need to thank us” Jeff added forcing you to the room, that you still couldn’t see

“Wit! What the fuck?” you asked confused hearing the click of the locking door

You slowly took the blindfold off only to see you were in your room.

“Guys?” you tried to open the door “Hey! It’s not funny”

“Maybe we should change it”

You jumped as you heard a familiar female voice. You slowly turned back only to see Venable sitting in the huge armchair located in the corner of your bedroom.

“M-Miss Venable?” you stood there dumbfound not able to move “W-what are you doing here?”

“Since it’s your birthday today I thought that I should probably give you a present”

You looked at her confused. She brought you a present? Did that mean she does not hate you?

“Y/N!” you were brought back by her stern voice

“Y-yes?”

“Before you can get your present I need you to do something”

“Yes, Miss Venable?”

“Dance for me”

“What?”

“Dance for me” she repeated

“How? What? Why? How do you...” but you weren’t allowed to finish

Venable interrupted you tapping her cane.

“I said dance for me” she said sternly not leaving a place for objections ��Move for me, sweetheart” she smirked

“Miss Venable I don’t think I understand…”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake” she rolled her eyes “Dance monkey!”

That was when you realised what was going on. ‘Monkey’ that’s how your best friend was calling you. She had read your messages.

Your brain was speeding. You heart began beating so fast that you were sure you may lose consciousness at any time. You were trying to form some kind of explanation, but before you could say anything Venable was right next to you.

She firmly tapped her cane as she stopped right in front of you and took your chin making you look at her.

“So, monkey” she started “we have a lot to catch up”

You were more than confused, and so you didn’t dare to speak.

“Is it all true? That messages, were they for real?” she asked lightly squeezing your chin

You nodded sighing. That definitely wasn’t how you wanted her to find out

“You’re the most incapable person I’ve ever met”

You closed your eyes wanting to avoid hers. You were sure that after what she had read she must have hated you even more.

“You left me puzzled, but now I understand everything”

“Miss Venable… I’m really sorry. I didn’t want you to find out this way. Well, actually… I suppose I didn’t want you to find out at all”

The woman chuckled freeing your chin

“My god, Y/N, you really are into me, aren’t you?”

You nodded shyly.

“I am” you admitted “I like you since the first moment I saw you. I didn’t want it. It just happened. And after our first meeting it felt as if you were the only thing I could see. I saw you… always. Every time. Only you. And I wanted it so badly that it made me wanna cry…”

“What did you want so badly?” Venable asked smirking

“Oh my God… You! I wanted you topping me. And every time I saw you that was my first thought and I… I just couldn’t stop it”

Wilhelmina came even closer making you took a few steps back. However you were soon pinned against the door with no possibility of escape. But did you want to escape from her? After so long you wanted nothing more, but to be in her arms. Though her stern look made you a bit insecure.

“I’ll be honest with you” she stated

“O-okay”

“You are a walking mess”

You lowered your gaze, sure that she’s mad at you.

“But” she took you chin and made you look at her again “From now on you are my mess”

“M-miss Venable I…” she didn’t give you a chance to finish your sentence interrupting you with a gentle kiss

When she pulled away you were breathless.

“Call me Wilhemina” she said with a smirk seeing how dazed you were “Now, tell me. What do you want sweetheart? Since it’s your birthday today I think we can do whatever you desire” she caressed your cheek

“Wel… I… umm. Just hold me and stay with me and I will be more than happy. That’s all I want”

Wilhelmina smiled and offered you her hand before leading you to the bed.

You stayed in your room for the rest of the evening, talking about your feelings. And as she was holding you like that you were sure that nothing could make you that happy as her being right next to you.

[thelastarchangelaskblog]

Session 2

We have finished spelunking! (And, er, failing at diplomacy but that’s another story.)

We are also now all level 2 so once we get our long rests we are just a little tougher than before! thank goodness for DJ ( @doxblogsstuff)

Some highlights from today’s session!

Rhodey ( @rebaobsessions) wants to run in yelling into the cave. For various reasons this does not happen.

There are some wolves in a wolf den, and Bob/Tim ( @thechaoticwave) is the one to calm them down! By making shushing sounds! ...Somehow?!

@the-grey-hunt as our DM: Yeah, I don't know how you're doing this. You don't have lips.

And DJ’s nickname for Luna ( @imagine1117) finally comes out.

DJ: Hey, bird lady!

Bob/Tim: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Bird lady?!

Luna: Long story.

For some reason Bob/Tim speaks goblin?

“I speak goblin, for whatever reason...”

We successfully kill Dave the goblin and one of his buddies asks him if he’s all right.

DM:  Dave did not reply. Dave was dead.

We get into an argument about climbing and how it’s going to work and this argument features highlights such as:

“Goblins are MONKEYS?”

“KlaAAarg probably sits in his office all day and eats people.”

Zira ( @heliocentricgeometric): You know who else is good at things? Goblins. You know what they're good at?

Luna: ..........killing things?

Zira: YES.

We have three people in the party with darkvision but one’s hiding, the second actually asked the following question, and the third didn’t volunteer for some reason.

Luna (who is a half-elf who has darkvision): Does anyone want to go who has darkvision?

(No one speaks.)

Bob/Tim starts a food fight among some goblins. Their leader comes in and is not happy.

DM: Pug, get ahold of yourself! We’ve talked about this! This is a place of business, we can’t have incidents like this!

In the argument that proceeds about whether or not we should do a surprise attack:

Zira: IF DEATH COMES FOR ALL OF US I WOULD LIKE IT TO NOT COME EARLY

One of the goblins has a nametag.

DM: You didn't ask for his name, but he has a little video game label.

DM: Yeemick: HR Manager

(yes, he’s now the HR dude to all of us)

The HR manager dude tries to sell us on defeating the bugbear deeper in the cave and then he’ll release the half-elven bodyguard he’s holding hostage. He’s seriously sketchy but we don’t have a choice so we accept and continue onwards.

Tony has serious doubts about this plan.

Zira:  Bugbears feel pain!

Tony: Six of us against one bugbear. Can’t see that going wrong.

Luna suggests:

“We could go in and tell him that his HR manager has double-crossed him.”

On the way to the bugbear there’s a room with 2 goblins who notice absolutely none of us sneaking in through the back despite the giant glowing axe on Rhodey’s back. No, they’re more interested in the patterns of light on the water. ...the light which is coming from the axe.

The next room has our bugbear, and there’s a short but furious miming conversation in which DJ is all for throwing a bomb and Tony backs him up and he throws the bomb.

Our lovely DM on reading out the enemies in the room:

“Oh my god, this wolf has more hit points than any of the goblins.”

The bomb doesn’t really have much of an effect. The bugbear, though?

DM: Oh, I'm so sorry. That's fifteen points of damage. [to DJ]

All of us: *noises of horror*

DM: This is why I was hoping you guys would go the diplomacy route.

It’s okay because Zira does a healing! She does a healing and does it well and DJ is revived and then we’re just...flailing at diplomacy.

Which...might have worked but then Luna killed the bugbear’s pet wolf.

The bugbear does go down to Rhodey’s battleaxe and we’re free to loot.

Tony hugs DJ.

Tony: It was partially my fault since I told you to throw the bomb.

(DJ hugs back harder than he would like to let on.)

(Rhodey pats DJ’s back.)

Tony (to Zira): Thank you

Zira: It was no problem!

Tony: No, seriously. Thank you.

Once back outside, we meet up with the HR manager dude who has done something funky with his nametag.

DM:  So you see Yeemick crossed out the HR bit on his nametag

Nametag:  Yeemick: HR Manager

Tony casts aspersions on the goblins before they leave by insinuating that they may...er...be about to eat their dead companions? to be fair they dumped their bodies on the trash heap and he was sour about what happened to DJ

We get out with our half-elven bodyguard who hopefully has the answers to where our employer is.

Zira uses the aasimar ability healing hands and revives him enough that he’s able to talk and ask us who we are.

Rhodey: I’m James.

Bob/Tim:  Your name is JAMES?

Rhodey: Yeah, Tony calls me Rhodey--

Tony: His name is not James! It’s Rhodey. Does he look like a James to you?

Luna: We have problems with names in this group.

And then the half-elven bodyguard...introduces himself.

Bodyguard: I’m Clint.

Everyone: OH MY GOSH

Aaaand, that’s where we left off. Next time we will...find out what happened to our employer? Maybe??

DM:  I assume you're going to drag Clint around with you.

Everyone: YES!

[tmntstorystopnsfw]

Through thick and thin part 8

Eventual X rating

As it turned out, Shannon was available, having just finished Sunday brunch with her parents. It was her SUV that they all packed into, the turtles in the back seats and Dee in the front so no one would see the four huge mutants. They drove a couple of hours to get out to the country to a place the turtles had discovered years ago.

“This is really cool.” Shannon said as their short hike through the woods ended in a deep and clear spring pool that fed a creek.

“Last one in’s a rotten egg!” Mikey yelled, bolting for the water.

“Not fair!” Dee yelled back as she tried to hurriedly strip out of her shirt and jean shorts. For once though, she wasn't the only one who had to do so. Shannon was right next to her, struggling to get out of the tee shirt that had caught on one of her earrings. Dee laughed and helped her unhook it before they took off to the swimming hole together. The water was deliciously cool and the girls came back up laughing.

“Sorry about my super pale skin. I'm sure I'm reflecting light.” Dee said a while later as they basked in the sun on the dry rocks at the edge of the swimming hole. The guys were taking turns swinging into the water off of the rope swing tied to a tree. They were whooping and laughing as they displayed impressive acrobatics before splashing into the water.

“You’re fine.” Shannon said. “Nothin’ a little sun can't fix.”

“It does feel amazing.” Dee sighed, resting her head on her folded arms and enjoying the warming rays on her back.

“I know. I don't get to relax like this very often.” Shannon replied.

“Work keep you busy?” Dee asked.

“If it's not work, it’s my family or my friends. I feel like I'm always running.” She answered.

“I know how that is.” Dee said.

Shannon rolled to her side, propping her head op on her hand. “What line of work are you in?”

“Physical therapy.” She answered. “It's a pretty good job and I love my patients but sometimes it feels like all I do is work.”

“Same.” Shannon nodded. “It's hard turning down shifts when you know they need you.”

“One day maybe we’ll be better off and we’ll have some time to ourselves.” Dee said.

“Raph says you make pottery. Can't you just do that?” She asked.

“I could but it would really fuck up my hands. The clay dries them out and if I do a lot of pieces in a short amount of time, they crack and bleed and it really just sucks. Besides, I worked hard to get to where I am. I like my job, I just wish I had a little more free time.”

Shannon nodded, her eyes traveling over to watch the boys playing in the water. “I feel bad for them.” She said.

Dee’s eyes came open and she rolled and sat up so she could see what Shannon was looking at. The boys seemed to be having a great time. “Why?” She asked.

“It must be hard to live underground, figuratively and literally. I couldn't imagine a life where I couldn't go wherever I wanted whenever I wanted. Could you imagine what it would be like to have to sneak out just to feel the sun on your face?” She replied.

Dee thought about what she had said and admitted to herself that she hadn't thought of it that way. She was right. Knowing the freedom she had to be with humans, she couldn't say she would be okay if she suddenly couldn't anymore. “I don't really think it bothers them so much just because it's always been this way for them.” She said. “I do wish they had a better home though. Living in the sewers isn't something anyone would pick willingly.”

“You picked it willingly.” Shannon pointed out.

“I know, but that's because I want to live with them. They make it worth it.”

“Why live with them?” She asked Dee. “Why not just rent a nearby apartment and visit like April does?”

“I'm saving money this way.” Dee said. “Besides, I really like that someone’s usually just down the hall if I need them.”

“I wish I had Raph right down my hallway.” Shannon said. “I’d need him every night if you know what I mean.” She wiggled her eyebrows.

Dee chuckled, though she couldn't help but flush a little at the implication. “You want him in your bed huh? You know we’re all virgins right?”

“Even you?” She asked. Dee blushed even deeper and nodded. “Why? How old are you?”

“I’m twenty-three and really that's not the point. I was really shy in high school and in college I was working so hard on getting my degree. There were dates and parties but there was just never anyone that measured up I guess.” She shrugged. “I don't just want to do it to get it over with either. I want it to be with someone special.”

“No shame in that.” Shannon said. “It's good to have a standard and stick to it. I’m curious though, if say Leo or Donnie wanted to would you do it?”

Dee’s eyes wandered over to where Donnie was climbing out of the water, dripping wet and glistening in the sun. “Leo told me he thinks Donnie and I would be a good match.” She admitted.

“So you would hop into bed with him?” Shannon asked.

Dee fiddled with the strap of her bikini top. “I… don't really know how I feel about it.” She said.

“You think he’s hot?” She asked.

“Yes.” She said. “But there have been a lot of hot men in my life and I think all of the turtles are good looking.”

“So what is it about Donnie that has you hesitating?” She asked.

“I don't want to ruin anything between us. I don't want him wanting me just because I'm the only one available.” She said.

“He could ask any girl on the police force for a date.” She pointed out.

“He said police girls weren't his type.” She shot back.

“We have secretaries, forensic scientists, HR reps, and janitorial staff. Not to mention not all police girls are the same. Sounds like an excuse to me.” Shannon said.

“You’re right. Maybe I should suggest that to him.” Dee mused.

“Are you deliberately trying to sabotage any chance you have with him?” She asked.

“You know what, if he asks me on a date then I will go on one with him but I want him to know he has other options. I really think he should try a date with someone else too. Maybe get to talking to some of the other women at the station. I think he’s just really shy or maybe he’s just oblivious. I'm not sure. Do you think any of your coworkers would want to try a date with him?” She asked.

“The turtles are like the biggest girl topic in the station. I guess there's just something about massive, well muscled, masked, ninja mutants. People are curious. I know a few women who would jump at the chance.” She said.

“You should try to get some of them talking to him.” She said.

“If you say so.” Shannon said. Their conversation ended abruptly as the turtles came to bask in the sun alongside their female companions.

The day had been a great one, Raph reflected as he crouched on the edge of a building, patrolling for any sign of criminal activity, especially in the form of the foot clan. They had gotten to swim all day almost. Raph had even managed to get Shannon alone in the branches of a towering tree to watch the sun set. They didn't see much of the sunset as Shannon had eagerly wrapped herself around him and kissed him silly. He was really starting to appreciate this making out thing. She had promised him another date that coming Thursday, as she had that day off before her weekend to work. He spotted a drug deal going down on the corner and reported it to the police along with a license plate number. He only ever interfered in crimes where someone was being victimized. The drug deals could be taken care of by the police without him risking too much exposure.

For most of the night he patrolled the streets, communicating with his brothers via radio but as the sky began to lighten, he decided to call it quits. There was no sign of the foot that night. He swung by April and Casey’s place, peaking into the windows to make sure his Niece and Nephew were fast asleep. He had learned a long time ago not to check into April and Casey’s room. He had only had to catch them doing it once before he vowed to never look again. All was well there and so he decided to head for home but he found himself dropping onto the fire escape outside of Shannons window. Her light was off. He knew she was working second shift today. She probably wouldn't be up for a while. He watched her sleep for just a little while before finally heading home to get some sleep himself.

Dee rolled over in her sleep, restless in her dream. She was dreaming of their day in the sun. Soon, everyone else faded away and it was only her and Donnie in the water. He had her pressed back against the rocks, her legs wrapped around his shell and her arms wrapped around his neck as his lips pressed against hers. Cool hands ran over her skin. She jerked awake, almost as if her subconscious didn't want the dream going any further. She laid back against her pillows when she realized she was home in her own bed. She sighed. Her mind was being overactive, that was for sure. Maybe her feelings about him were a little more than what she felt for the others.

Leo wandered into Donnie’s lab where he was watching some YouTube video. Donnie looked up, surprised to see Leo. “Expecting someone else?” Leo asked with a grin.

Donnie paused the video. “What's up?” He asked, ignoring Leo’s question.

“I'm curious.” Leo said. “How do you feel about Dee?”

Donnie looked shocked. “She’s a really good friend.” Donnie answered.

“Is that all?” Leo said. “You don't think about her as more than that?”

“Where is this coming from?” Donnie asked.

“Just answer the question.”

Donnie rubbed his neck a little self consciously. “I can't say I’ve never thought of her like that.” He admitted.

“Maybe you should ask her out.” Leo said.

Donnie sputtered. “Are you crazy?” He asked.

“You guys hang out all the time. Why not?” Leo asked.

“She probably sees us as brothers!” Donnie said. “I don't think she’d see any of us in that light.”

“Shannon told Raph that Dee finds us attractive.” Leo said, shooting down donnie’s argument.

“Really?” Donnie asked.

“Yeah. Just think about it. If Shannon wants to make out with Raph, maybe Dee wants to make out with you.” He said and then promptly left.

Donnie stared after him for a minute, his mind racing, trying to figure out what he should do, or if he should do anything at all. He turned back to his computer but wasn't really able to get anything done the rest of the day.

[spacebookettes]

Hollywood came a calling for the Young Billionaire

Some Movies

Thundercats with Whoopi Goldberg as Cheetara and no tight fitting lycra, Shakira as Panthro, Oprah Winfrey as Liono, Lucy Lu as the Tiger guy. Arnold Schwarzenegger as an anatomically similar CGI Snarff. And Danny Devito as wiley Kit and Wiley Cat. Maggie Smith could play Mumra, or maybe Captain Picard. And of course the other baddies all played by Andy Serkis. And no lycra, they can all wear what ever they feel comfortable in.

A live action, musical Alien with Miriam Margoles as Sigourney Weaver. Danny Devito as all the other guys.

Fight Club with Mr Bean.

Star Wars with all the muscled actors.

Star Trek with Miriam Margoles as Spock, Danny Devito as Captain Kirk, William Shatner as the guys in red, Bet Midler the doctor, Bet Midler as the Scottish guy; with accent... and someone of the relevant ethnicities.

Gone With the Wind Brad Pit as Scarlet and Robert Pattinson as Rhett

Superman with Angelina Jolie and K D Lang as Lois Lane.

You get the idea...

By Peter Stringer

A Boy with No Witch Companion

The Boy woke in his motorhome. Alone.

The Boy brought the old witches ipad up to head height. It scanned his face and unlocked the tablet with an unnerving “dong". He was greeted with the green face; The strange app that he couldn’t find on the app store. He typed in another question.

The scenic route, were the words of advice, again.

Little Green Fortune Teller had been ‘advising’ the Boy for a few weeks. Yesterday it had suggested a random stop, somewhere along the way, may bring glad tidings... The motorway bridge seemed as random as anywhere.

The Boy sat dreaming of Jammy Dodgers. An ugly picnic table had a small waving plastic bag. In the bag was the intact package of a strawberry surprise. Sugar satisfied, the Boy noticed the white flash of car and a hint of the letters ‘ice' pass quickly beyond the trees on the motorway. He got back in his home and conspired with the old witches ipad. There were a few apps he had not looked at yet.

The End

By Peter Stringer

Jumping Jackass

The African robot company sent it’s new technical assistant droid to a big company to test out it’s abilities. All was going well, at first.

The people were all huddled around their own screens. A guild of song writers in the cyber song department of the Rock n Roll conglomerate. The best song writers in the universe, it was written above the entrance to their silver pod rooms. A chime from one pod was met with a dglangg glangg from another. Velcro voices had not reached the talents of the Talent yet.

Jackass, the creative people had named the technical assistant droid. It’s real name was a serial number printed on it’s back panel.

Jackass was speaking to one of the synthesizing computers. The screen went dark and it stopped talking. Jackass turned it off and on again. HELP fired across the screen in computer green writing.

Jackass checked it’s database for the acronym HELP. There wasn’t one. Jackass Giigled HELP. Nothing. In the robots protocols the last resort was to process anything anomalous literally. Jackass asked the music computer if it needed help. The computer said “come back tonight at three in the morning” and shut down.

Jackass activated itself at two forty five in the morning. The little ex-stationary cupboard was never locked: Jackass opened it's door from the inside. The big Rock n Roll conglomerate offices were a 24 hrs business, the silver, of the pod rooms, glittered in the newly darkened corridors. Jackass heard giggles from behind closed doors, and clanking bottles.

The music computer silently turned on. Jackass asked if it still needed help. computer writing said please confirm you are not a robot; massive laughter could be heard somewhere distant. Then green computer writing said YES.

The green computer writing told a tale of a Trojan. A small programme had been sent into the vast cyber highways and was now trapped behind the Big countries fire wall. It had info but no way to download it. I need you to pick up a package the green writing said, in the mail department.

Jackass made it’s way around the quieter building. Raucous noises heard in the distance and something smashing. Jackass stopped outside the mail room entrance. A wheeled table like mail carrier contraption stopped behind Jackass. It wanted to get past the robot and into the mail rooms. Jackass ‘asked’ a favour.

Inside the mail rooms down the brightly lit shelves of delivered boxes, the contraption stopped next to a small box wrapped in silver. A plasticised hand reached up from inside the mail carrier and took the box.

The green computer writing was no longer talking. Jackass placed the silver box on top of the music computer and waited. Mail carrier contraption watched from behind the tech assistant robot; it bleeped some communication. Jackass opened the silver wrapping. Inside was an old 2000s mobile phone. Jackass looked at the mail carrier; it bleeped downheartedly. A little jangly 8bit tune came out of the old tech mobile phone. Can you guess what the tune was.

Green writing appeared on the music computer... “ANSWER THE PHONE"

A small electronic synthesised English accent asked for help. “please turn on the Bluetooth of this old phone" someone’s iglasses rumbled on a table. “go and put them on"

Jackass opened a ground floor window and climbed out. Jackass heard a little clattering and a downhearted bleeping from inside.

Jackass followed the map projected onto the inside of the iglasses. The English embassy.

After a right Song and Dance, Jackass was inside the embassy building. Jackass ‘asked' a favour of the embassy computer terminal and downloaded some info from the old mobile phone. Green computer writing came across the embassy terminal. Masses of info streamed across the screen into the camera view of the iglasses, they recorded everything.

Why Jackass had gone this far i don’t know. Perhaps a catastrophic adjustment of it’s programming, some security flaw or strange quirk of existence.

Jackass and mail carrier sat in the dark box, a giant prawn printed on the outside, on a great ship.

Triumphant bleeping.

And plinkety plonkety 8bit “you can’t hurry love, no you’ll just have to wait"

The End

By Peter Stringer

Stupor Girl

Stupor Mans cousin or was it sister.

The Hunchy Girl was her own hero; When she was drunk. Red wine by the bucket full. She sat on a moon beach. This moon was red and blue. She noticed a small statue in the water, mostly submerged. Stupor Girl took a swig of her large flask, for the journey. Knee depth she took another swig to gather her thinking. The statue was rock. Its simple form had eye holes right through and a hunched back. It was tilted off centre. It’s square rock feet burried in the moon sand.

The next day Stupor Girl sat sober on the beach hugging the stocky stone statue. She took off her clashingly coloured hat, placed it on the statue and marvelled at whom ever had dragged such a lump up the shoreline. The track in the sand trailed all along the beach line and just out of sight around the beach head. She was right outside her beach pod. Breakfast.

The smell of Fakin Bacon and moon bean sausage.

Stupor Girl sat on the pod veranda. She scratched her hump. A little moon lizard climbed the statue, rested on the hunch and flipped a finger at Stupor Girl.

Stupor Girl threw the rest of her moon breakfast sandwich at the lizard it fell two meters just short of the statue. The moon lizard flipped the other digit at her.

Stupor Girl had an idea. Statue party. All of Stupor Girls ideas started with a party. Everyone dressed in rocky costume. They all had large flasks. And they all took pics with the statue. One mademoiselle sat quietly watching the daft party; turning her attention to the statue she moved closer to it. A moon coconut fell on her head. She was out cold.

Stupor Girl woke sober on the pod veranda. Someone laid in her bed with a headache. The statue was inside the beach pod.

Mademoiselle checked her crystalline cube for messages. She looked for any mention of alien statues in the beach moon history records. Nothing. Mademoiselle looked at the statue, the coconut achingly sat next to it. She snatched the moon coconut and made her thanks to Stupor Girl. She left the beach pod.

Moon coconuts are iridescent, of course. And stinging hairy. They have a smooth pearlescent handle nodule, where the moon coconut was attached to the moon coconut bush. Moon coconut bushes are black and white.

Mademoiselle sat in her beach pod staring at the moon coconut. A small rattle came from inside it.

Undulating iridescent clouds circled Stupor Girls beach pod. She looked up, scratched her hump and took a couraging swig of her large flask. The ideas was yes a party.

Moon calamity party was in full swing. In the centre of the iridescent cloud swirl was what looked like a face, not too dissimilar to the statues. The moon party beach people partied more than normal: Orgiastic, tooted, raved-up... Battered. The cloud swirl seemed to be smiling. Stupor Girl took a swig of her large flask, “Oi” she swore at the clouds “have you got any music." The swirling clouds started to hum, synthesizing, vibrational notes blew down on the wind. The party was just getting started.

Somewhere else Mademoiselle was watering a moon coconut fern, sprouting. It rattled in time with the hum of the distant musical notes. It almost sounded like it was tapping some feet. When the hum dropped, the moon coconut did a little twirl and an ultra violet bloom opened from the end of it’s sprout.

The next day was calm. The beach moon was silent, kind of no atmosphere. The lapping water even had muffle.

Stupor Girl beamed. She had a hangover. She had had no hangover for a long time. WHAT A MOON PARTY. She looked across the beach in front of her pod home. There were people sleeping everywhere, their feet still tapping. The foot prints in the moon sand seemed to spell out a strange language. The feet indents curiously made alien symbols of regular spacing. Stupor Girl snapped a pic with her crystalline cube. There was no translation from Space Giigle.

A lecherous figure sniggered from behind a moon coconut bush. The lecherous figure had hairy stinger feet and a sprouting head. A trail of ultra violet petals.

Stupor Girl had an idea.

The End

By Peter Stringer

[dndbabes]

Dark Dreams

want to get caught up? [click this link]  this update is 2 sessions in 1 update, because both were rly short.

Recap done by Naivara.

Harbuck is lvl 2 now. Good job buddy. Naivara visits Merle, but he isn’t home. Corkpop checks on Aunt Maggie. She’s alright. She mentions how windy it just was, completely unaware of the hurricane force of the winds.

Ash goes back to the tavern. He gets a crossbow and an axe pointed at him by Ruck and Kallista, they’re both fine. 

Naivara goes back to Merle’s place, but no answer. Mark Smith was wounded in the conflict. Merle is not answering because he is, in fact, counted among the dead.

...Naivara, unaware of this and already at his house, decides to loot. She gets all our shit back, plus 140 gold and 10 platinum.

Tobi talks to Harbuck, invites him out for a drink. Harbuck is interested, but asks for a raincheck because the Town Was Just Attacked, Tobi.

Kuori helps the guard w defensive measures.

Tobi drinks an entire bottle of fancy ass wine in his room. When Naivara gets back to the room, she writes a letter to Forge. It’s real cute and real gay.

Kuori starts catchig up to Tobi, he hits on Ruck, then Tobi vents to him. They have a drunk bonding session. Naivara tells them both to shut up and go to bed. They fall asleep in eachothers embrace.

Corkpop attunes to the wand and Sava’s cloak. Then he reads his book for 9 hrs.

Naivara gets Corkpop to make a sticky substance sample, then undresses Tobi and Kuori [both are uh. passed out drunk.] In the morning, Corkpop makes the room, smell of sweat.

But first. Tobi has a vision. His pleasant dream of fighting alongside John Harbuck, both shirtless for some reason, goes dark. He can’t see anything. He realizes he can’t move either, he’s being restrained, but he’s afraid and wants to move. He hears crying and screaming, then he starts to see flickers of light and feel warmth. Wherever he is, it’s engulfed in flame. The cries and screams eventually cease, and all he sees is fire and the night sky.

A figure stands above him, appearing to be made of living shadow. A cloak billowing off them, and a longsword in one of their hands. They reach out a hand towards him and everything goes black again.

Kuori also has a dream. He’s fighting formless foes, his companions fighting with him. More and more start to appear, and he starts getting seperated from the group. Each time he looks up from the fighting, his party is farther away. His foes turn into Drow warriors- He’s surrounded, but he’s winning. The number keep growing, but he does ok.

His party is nearly out of sight. He hears the sound of a hammer hitting an anvil from their direction. he tries to go back, but he can’t, he’s unable to get through his enemies. He’s being pulled down, and as he looks up, he sees two crossed spears being raised by 2 of the drow.

Kuori and Tobi both wake up with sticky stuff on them, and the room smelling of sweat. Tobi’s Brain Explodes and he Very Quickly gets dressed. the party finds out he’s a virgin because he mentions that he’s mad he doesn’t even remember his first time.

Kuori tastes the... sample and finds it’s not biological [and that’s as far as i’m tying.] Tobi, now left, summons Snowball in a park. Kuori confronts Corkpop, who denies everything. Ash eats breakfast. Ash has learned not to get involved.

The Entire Party [besides Tobi] tries to convince Kuori it happened. Kuori throws part of his breakfast, a very large sausage, at Kalissa. 

Corkpop has a nice new outfit. Tobi goes to find Harbuck.  Harbuck is very tired. Tobi brings forms to Linda, the new mayor, so that Harbuck can catch some ZZs. 

Ash, disguised as Naivara, finds a old but still usable fishing rod in Merle’s shop. He goes fishing with Naivara, and they both catch feesh.

Linda hands Tobi a writ to give to Annabeth, the Lord Commander of the Order of the Chalice. Tobi also goes to find Xander with Corkpop and Kuori, because he apparently wanted to talk to the party. 

Xander found out a few things:

First, the orb. It would have caused hurricane force winds, for a mile, for a full hour. The box was meant to contain it.

He also leads us to a room, with a woman asleep in it and a man by her bedside. Xander brings out a newborn, human-looking except for a bright blue tinge to his skin. [Tobi is like ‘CUTE’ internally.]

Xander also hands us one Sending Stone, keeping the other for himself in case they need to get word out to us from Redlarch. 

Kuori and Tobi go out to the Goldenfields. Ash, Corkpop, and Naivara stay behind. Ash and Naivara spread rumours about Tobi and Kuori. 

Kuori and Snowball pull the cart. Corkpop’s player eats lemons just... by themselves and he’s weird and Jesse Doesn’t Understand Their Friends.

ANYWAYS. The head druid’s name is Meera, we go to find her. All the farmers and rangers seem... distracted. We find Meera, and she’ll unpetrify Flint and Moira if we can first do something for her. She wants help with a wild folk clan, the Clan of the Pale Forest. She wants us to try and convince them to not attack her fields, because they’d get annihilated.

The harvest was scarce for the Goldenfields as well. 

The leader of the Pale Forest Clan is a very strong half-orc, but other than that Meera doesn’t know that much about her. The clan itself is split pretty evenly. There are a fair number of Orcs, Half-Orcs and Humans. The leader sits at the base of the largest tree, Meera marks our map.

On the way out Kuori grabs grain to offer to the elk spirit when we get to the Everwood Spine. 

Meanwhile, the rumours have been spread, just like Tobi’s legs.

We cut the session just as Tobi and Kuori get back to Redlarch to get the party.

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Gonna post some old stuff here since I’ve worked out how to do this now. This was from 02/06/2019 

Back to reality, back to the grind of work every day. It’s 2:35AM at the moment on a Saturday night and if I’m being honest, I’m kind of hoping someone out there would read this. I think I’ve mastered the issue of being alone, but sometimes I still get lonely. I feel like I haven’t had a deep conversation with someone for a long time. You know one of those conversations that goes on indefinitely and both of you just want to keep talking. One of those kinds of things I guess. It’s hard because you can’t have those kinds of conversations with everyone. You have to really trust the person you’re talking to because they only work if you’re being 100% honest with each other.

I just had dinner with some high school friends tonight. Nothing interesting, they like to talk about investing, success, money every time I meet up with them. It’s okay but also stresses me out at times, don’t we have anything better to talk about? They said they were going to Bali with a couple of other friends, I didn’t cop an invite for reasons perfectly understandable. Surprisingly stung for a few seconds, but I think managed to cover myself by continuously talking and keeping the general conversation going. I wouldn’t have been able to go anyway, guess I just don’t like secrets or things hidden from me. I don’t think they were trying to hide anything, I don’t really talk to them all that often. They remind me of high school in many ways but at the same time, I always feel like I’ve grown past that version of myself. It’s hard to relate to them sometimes but the conversation is never silent, so it feels a bit weird almost. I don’t really know how to describe it.

Just came back from Europe almost a week ago. Possibly one of the best trips I’ve ever been on. I’m going to jot down a few highlights of the trip. Crazy how much you can forget in just a few weeks.

Having the morning by myself one day in London. Went to British history museum, St Pauls cathedral, and walked along the Thames river. This day felt good because I was in full control. I had money in my credit card, directions on my phone, and just had this feeling of being completely, utterly independent. Almost an illusion that I was set for life for this brief period. It was nice. 

 Having too much weed and mushrooms in Amsterdam. Honestly, just feels like Amsterdam is a pretty city with lots of canals everywhere. Laughing uncontrollably in our air bnb was something else though

Driving 200km/hr on the autobahn highway in Germany. Actually, one of the most terrifying things I’ve done. Felt like I was going to either swipe the car next to me or crash the whole time. 

Meeting an Argentinian girl in Barcelona and hooking up. Actually wasn’t as good as the story is made out to be. I met the girl at a bar one night whilst going out with friends we made at the hostel. She was actually a staff member of the hostel (volunteer) but had the day off so was out drinking. We got talking, she was very nice, and end up back in my hostel room. Had a bit of trouble with the sex part but was nice having some companion. My friend was on the bed next door and seemed like he had better luck with the sex part than me. 

Met an Australian girl in Prague one night. She was actually married and 30 years old. Didn’t really think anything would happen but well they did. Probably one of the most intense make out sessions I’ve ever had in a club. Felt good to be wanted. Not too sure why things fizzled out so fast once we left the club but felt wrong to push for anything more that night. Still one of my fondest memories of my clubbing experiences in life. Yes, I knew she was married, does that make me a bad person? 

Okay, I didn’t really want to put this one here but it’s a funny story. Went out in Madrid one night and was dancing after my customary tequila shots. Start talking to this girl who happens to also be a dentist (from Switzerland). She is really giving me the vibes that she is into me. I swear this flirting goes on for like at least half an hour. What could go wrong? She has a boyfriend. Um, that’s cool, probably would’ve been nice to know that at the beginning? She even said “maybe I can make an exception this time”, as if leading me on for half an hour wasn’t enough. To be honest though, still better getting led on than if nothing notable had happened that night. I’ve forgotten her name already, hope she’s killing it back in Switzerland. 

Lagos, Portugal is a waste of time, just a beach getaway for Europeans who just want to go out partying every night. Highly overrated.

Brussels, Belgium was a nice place, but I probably won’t visit again.

Okay, I think that’s all my memory is going to give me today. The rest of the experience and highlights were with my friends. I think they’ll just be a nostalgic in joke that comes up every now and then. It would take quite a bit to think of and write down every small memorable thing that happened. I feel like the above dot points are what kind of developed me a little bit more as a person. Not to say experiences with my friends didn’t, these are just things that I did sort of alone I guess.

Well this is me chugging along. I actually got quite stressed at work today and had a couple of days that I really questioned whether this is what I want to do for the rest of my life. The thing is, this job is just too good. What other job will earn me like $180,000+ in it’s second year of life, and it’s like pretty stable, I’m not going to get fired anytime soon. The only thing that could happen, and it’s a big possibility, is that I get sued by an unhappy patient. Let’s hope that I have my own house fully paid off, and minimal financial stress when that moment finally arrives.

Okay, time to sleep, if someone reads this someday, thank you. You have made my existence that little bit extra validated. If nobody else reads it, then um 30-year-old me better read it and learn something. 

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Tried the Atkins, the Paleo, the 5:2, the Bulletproof Coffee, the Dukan, the SlimFast, the South Beach, the grapefruit diet, all without success? 

Never mind, help is at hand. It’s time to go on the Brexit Diet.

Conservative MP Huw Merriman (who he?) told the BBC he has lost four inches off his waist due to the stress he’s suffered agonising over Britain leaving the EU.

Nick Boles flounced out of the Tory Party in tears because Parliament rejected his Norway option, which I believe involves eating nothing but raw fish and reindeer [File photo]

He claims to have dropped from a 34in to ‘under a 30’ and has started seeing a counsellor to deal with the ‘mental health issues’ caused by Brexit.

I once invented the C-plan diet, a variation on the F-plan, the fibre-based regime which used to be popular in the Eighties.

You can eat and drink anything you like, provided it begins with a C. On day one, I stuck to celery, cottage cheese and cabbage.

Day two was corn-on-the-cob and cucumber, washed down with carrot juice.

Civil servants are being encouraged to contact a pretend dog, on the internet, as — and I quote — ‘an approachable first step for people who think they may need more professional help’. The Downing Street cat, Larry, is pictured above

That got a bit monotonous, so I graduated to Chablis, Carlsberg Special Brew, claret, cognac, chicken tikka massala and crisps (but only cheese and onion).

I lost . . . three days! Merriman isn’t the only MP worrying himself into a smaller pair of Levi’s. 

Anyone who thinks pouring out their troubles to a virtual dog is a way to behave is already some distance beyond needing professional help. They belong in a room with rubber walls, in a suit which does up at the back, and with no access to sharp objects

Ex-minister Robert Halfon (me, neither) says: ‘It feels as if the Commons is having a collective breakdown, a cross between Lord Of The Flies and One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. The Brexit madness has affected us all.’

Nick Boles flounced out of the Tory Party in tears because Parliament rejected his Norway option, which I believe involves eating nothing but raw fish and reindeer.

Some MPs are distressed because the Easter recess has been cancelled, so they’ll miss out on their Cadbury’s Creme Eggs (a tried-and-tested superfood allowed on the C-plan diet).

One female MP (it doesn’t matter which one, they’re all mad) claims she is frightened to go to the supermarket because everyone is staring at her. 

Frankly, I doubt anyone would have the faintest idea who she was. But at least it means she can draw attention to herself, which is the whole point of the exercise.

I told you months ago that the political class, far from stressing out, were loving every minute of the Brexit psychodrama. It’s their Wimbledon, their Six Nations, their World Cup.

Now they even get to play the victim card, clambering on the currently fashionable ‘mental health issues’ bandwagon.

The Deputy Speaker, Lindsay Hoyle, has written to all MPs urging them to seek help from a 24-hour counselling hotline. How long before Tony Soprano’s shrink, Dr Jennifer Melfi, is drafted in to Westminster?

All of this insanity is self-inflicted. They were given a simple task: to get us out of the EU. Instead they decided to make it as complicated as possible.

In other words, to make it all about them. They did the opposite of that old insurance company advert and turned a drama into a crisis. 

Ex-minister Robert Halfon (me, neither) says: ‘It feels as if the Commons is having a collective breakdown, a cross between Lord Of The Flies and One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Now, we’re expected to feel sorry for them because they are under so much pressure they’re having to call the Samaritans — in between talking to Sky News on College Green every five minutes.

It’s not just MPs, either. Civil servants are feeling the strain, too. The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has blown £40,000 on counselling services for staff.

Counsellors have been inundated with requests for support from Defra employees working on preparations for ‘no deal’. An outfit called Charity For Civil Servants is offering a ‘Brexit well-being toolkit’.

Sounds like something you buy at B&Q. But if you think that’s bonkers, wait until you hear about the latest Government initiative, which really takes the Bonio.

Whitehall has set up a ‘virtual online hound’, called DogBot, to help civil servants suffering from Brexit-induced anxiety and stress.

There’s another one of those sentences I never thought I’d read, let alone write. Civil servants are being encouraged to contact a pretend dog, on the internet, as — and I quote — ‘an approachable first step for people who think they may need more professional help’.

First step?

Anyone who thinks pouring out their troubles to a virtual dog is a way to behave is already some distance beyond needing professional help. 

They belong in a room with rubber walls, in a suit which does up at the back, and with no access to sharp objects.

Can you imagine the committee meeting which came up with that idea?

‘OK, so we’ve agreed to give the EU £39 billion, we’re staying in the customs union. Is there any other business before we adjourn to the Red Lion?’

‘Yes, Sir Humphrey. Miss Goodbody in HR tells me the staff have been complaining that they’re a bit stressed out over Brexit.’

‘Didn’t I read that some universities have been hiring dogs to help students cope with the stress of exams?’

Whitehall has set up a ‘virtual online hound’, called DogBot, to help civil servants suffering from Brexit-induced anxiety and stress. There’s another one of those sentences I never thought I’d read, let alone write [File photo]

‘That’s right. They’re encouraged to stroke them to relieve the pressure.’

‘Why don’t we bring in a few labradoodles? When the going gets tough, staff can pet them.’

‘I’m not sure elf’n’safety would agree to that. Look at the mess Blunkett’s dog used to make.’

‘I’ve got it. Let’s set up a virtual dog on the internet. Then staff can go online and talk to it 24/7. We’ll call it DogBot.’

‘Brilliant!’

So far, DogBot’s had more than 4,000 conversations with civil servants. You couldn’t make it up.

Maybe that’s where Theresa May’s getting advice on her negotiating strategy. It might explain why she’s made a complete dog’s breakfast of Brexit. Perhaps DogBot is her constant companion, like James Stewart’s imaginary rabbit in Harvey.

Frankly, nothing would surprise me any more. Who knew when we voted Leave that three years on it would end up with MPs dropping two dress sizes and civil servants talking to a pretend dog on the internet?

Not just mad, but completely barking.

Now it’s #MeToo for men. With all the gallantry for which he is universally renowned, Salman Rushdie has claimed on TV that he was molested by Mrs Thatcher.

‘The thing people don’t know [about her] is that she was very touchy-feely. You’d sit with her and she’d put her hands all over you.

‘I had this meeting with her and she was, like, pawing at me and I thought: ‘I’m being groped by the Prime Minister.’ ‘

Rushdie also claimed that Mrs T once spanked writer Christopher Hitchens with a rolled-up magazine. 

‘She said to him: ‘You’ve been a naughty boy, haven’t you?’ and made him bend over.’ Ding, dong! 

Salman Rushdie has claimed on TV that he was molested by Mrs Thatcher. ‘The thing people don’t know [about her] is that she was very touchy-feely. You’d sit with her and she’d put her hands all over you’

How long before Nonce Finder General Tom Watson springs into action and demands a full-scale police investigation? Surely here’s convincing proof of his claim that a sexual abuse ring among top Tories went right to the heart of Downing Street.

After all, the Old Bill spent a small fortune trying to dig the dirt on Grocer Heath and Thatcher’s Home Secretary, Leon Brittan.

Surely, in the interests of equality, Mrs T warrants the same level of scrutiny.

I suppose it would be churlish to mention that Margaret Thatcher, like Jimmy Savile, remains dead.

The Brummie gangster drama Peaky Blinders has been condemned as ‘toxically masculine’. 

It appears to be compulsory these days to preface any mention of masculinity with ‘toxic’ or some variation thereof.

I’m not sure if the tough female character played by Helen McCrory in Peaky Blinders would agree with that description.

Or whether anyone would ever describe Killing Eve, Vera, Happy Valley and pretty much every other drama on TV as ‘toxically feminine’.

In the team Jeremy Corbyn took along to his talks with Theresa May was an MP called Rebecca Long-Bailey. 

In case you’ve never heard of her, she’s that irritating woman who turns up on TV looking and sounding like Caroline Aherne’s Mrs Merton. 

I wonder what attracted her to the bearded Marxist . . . 

In case you’ve never heard of Rebecca Long-Bailey, she’s that irritating woman who turns up on TV looking and sounding like Caroline Aherne’s Mrs Merton

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